And now Ron Burgundy interviews Barak Obama Start of #LATELINE buffer Mon Mar 24 21 48 26 2008 * Now talking in #LATELINE * Topic is GETTING DOWN TO WHATS REAL IN NEWS! * Set by ron_brgnd!avg_@c122-106-134-6 rivrw1 nsw optusnet com au on Mon Mar 24 21 26 25 B_Obama Hi Ron! B_Obama How s it hanging ha- ha-ha -ha ha ) ron_brgnd Hi barack! it s hanging WELL so to speak! just met up with a few hotties out back they smelt the sex panther they love the big pappa ron! ron_brgnd So its been what 9 months since you were here last right B_Obama I ve actually never been on before! Ha- ha- haha- ha- jk jk lol as the kids say right Ha B_Obama Never here before! Good Evening world! ron_brgnd and good evening to you! now HOW has your election campain been B_Obama It has been PHENOMENAL! ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL! The only problem is my campaign manager says I really need to GRASP the YOUNG audience and NEVER LET THEM GO NO MATTER WHAT B_Obama D D SMILEY jk jk lol B_Obama ROFLMBO ron_brgnd thats right you should never let the young ones go i remember once out back i had this 17 year old hottie nevermind it was fun! ron_brgnd so how was hillary clinton ron_brgnd i mean ron_brgnd how is all of that nonsense going B_Obama It s great NAHm sayin She s all tripping sometimes over this and that and I m just like hey sister you just need to keep it real for America Nahmean Thats what I do B_Obama Barak Obama Keepin it real for America ron_brgnd now i noticed your wearing au de cologne toilette is is sex panther by any chance B_Obama I keep it real Thats all me home skillet DDD D winky ) drooly B_Obama Yo ron_brgnd i dig real hard pappa burgundy HIGH FIVE! * ron_brgnd high fives obama B_Obama High five homie! ron_brgnd now to the serious stuff for those who dont know who to vote for why dont you tell these people who you are and what you do ron_brgnd and what you will do for your country B_Obama I m black B_Obama I ll black us up ron_brgnd and thats all B_Obama Well B_Obama That and keep the dragons at bay B_Obama But that s partly because I m a black man nahmean D smileytoothdrooly B_Obama You can find me in da club bottle full of bub ron_brgnd i nah wha you mean B_Obama There s too many racists out here in Washington and I m tired of it B_Obama Elect me and inner Washington DC will look like the night sky BLACK AS NIGHT with a few flakes of salt here and there ron_brgnd that was touching yet compelling B_Obama P P D droolytonguewinkysmiley B_Obama My campaign manager said I need to black it up too Apparently I m too white B_Obama Have you met my campaign manager ron_brgnd no ive been told it was don king B_Obama step in here real quick Orenthal * OJS mpson has joined #LATELINE OJS mpson Yo * OJS mpson has left #LATELINE (xc ) ron_brgnd was that ron_brgnd B_Obama That s my campaign manager Orenthal ron_brgnd well i must say thats a great way to get elected if people dont vote for you we might live in the fear that another rodney king bashing may happen ron_brgnd well not the bashing the actual retaliation ron_brgnd and that would be good for my news station B_Obama It will B_Obama The chickens is comin home to roost ya ll B_Obama D D winkybigsmileys & )- -- guywithhair ron_brgnd okay we are about to wrap it up now almost out of time ron_brgnd i wish you the best of luck with your campaign and HEY! dont let oj get into too much trouble B_Obama Okay can I just give a quick shoutout to lefty steve from crooklyn mama j downtown big odus tiny t terrible t one hand ron jimmy homeless dawananaya sampson shaquilialia lexus arthur picture frame al-b chocolate milk mah man stevie wonderthief laptop lamar crunk chrome junk booty 2 and badanawanya johnson ron_brgnd or course you can! it s been a pleasure obama next up performing is dj obama and the 4 gangstuhz of soutf centralz singing ill driveby your house if you dont vote for me (idbyhiydv4m) B_Obama D D winky P winkytonguedrooly & )- -- guywithhairsmiling jkjklolroflmbo ron_brgnd im ron burgundy go fuck yourself san diego! End of #LATELINE buffer Mon Mar 24 21 48 26 2008