(23 49 00) David hey tonight i was having a cig on my friend s balcony and there was these teenagers going crazy in the street they didnt know i was there (23 49 12) David it was 2 guys and a girl (23 49 43) David the guy said to the other one i dare you to moon - allright i ll do it! no you wont - oh yea check this (23 49 52) David and he liked showed his ass in my direction without knowing i was there (23 50 00) David so i went oh yeah baby that s nice stuff! (23 50 11) David and he ran away into his house @lame- Y know the first thought that struck me when I heard the pope was dying was how wierd it would be to be the guy who has to stick a catheter up the popes dick maytag there was once a woman pope maytag but when they found out she died D maytag and they covered it up @lame- those wacky religious nutcases maytag musta been one butchy chick @blk_jack haha female pope maytag its true maytag my grandfather was a crazy history nut told me the whole story @blk_jack Was there ever a robot pope maytag no @lame- there ll be a robot pope when they can t find the next one and they reanimate john paul @lame- Just put the pope hat on one of those honda robots maytag Supposedly since her time any candidate for the pope undergoes an intimate examination to ensure he is not a woman (or eunuch) in disguise This involved sitting on a chair which has a hole in the seat The most junior deacon present then feels under the chair to ensure the new Pope is male And in order to demonstrate his worthiness his testicles are felt by the junior present as testimony of his male sex @lame- haha @lame- what high ranking church official hasn t had their balls cupped by a junior