NFO FILE HAR HAR HAR n min sp! Slypager Exposes The Bitches For all of you ignorant bitches that didn t find the last info funny feel free to stop reading this one now All that I personally am going to do is laugh at you and your opinions that you are the only person that can deem shit funny Matter of fact I believe I said it best when I stated that I m not here to cater to anyone s sense of humor I stand by this and anything else that may piss you off or cause you to form uneducated and overly dramatic thoughts and ideas about our group RaDOPE! gives us 2 more and promises that there will be an ACiD 1 000 to be packed and filled with music by his great great grandson in the year 2026 !!! THIS JUST IN !!! I have been sent via wire a message that upset ansi sellouts are now picketting darkdomain org in demands that they get a cut of the sales that their art is being sold for! More on this situation when I feel like it Aeshitic in another overly Sense-itive propaganda e-mag claims death to the testament in 3 more packs Upon this Nostradmus-like prediction the editors of the thenext2 nfo have been informed that during the maytag interview (which can be seen regularly in #ans and #peachpit) there was mention of shifty shenanigans and hoopla that we ve been forced to not publish due to an injunction filed at the court of irc practices Other highlights via irc go unmentioned since honestly nobody s opinion of myself or my pals here or anywhere else really matter or carry any weight There! wah wah sp! this bitch that etc Gotta make you all happy! So to make a long-typed story short pack #1 accomplished exactly what it was supposed to So here is the second installment and everyone actually had time to prepare for this pack so it will be much more to many people s ignorant ANSI rules and standards of what ART is I apologize to those of you who realize what the word art is actually a description of Now onward ho we go to those shitty artists in 27 itch I give a tip of the cap for Getting It and moreover for swallowing You bitches are true troopers and I will give you a ride anywhere any time! A big thanks goes to Enzo for the wicked file_id diz and is welcome to continue putting fuel in the fire In other news it was learned that Maytag was scheduled to apply for dual citizenship in hopes of becoming the next American Idol Once he was informed that in order to be a contestant he had to run game on a woman over the age of 19 he abruptly aborted any notion I know I speak for myself here but I love you Luke! (STOP STARING AT ME ASS!) = Upon further review (yes ansi has such a thing!) it has been decided that Remorse should not release ansi as it s reputation in the ultra elite ascii scene is already more crippled than stephen hawking (I know making fun of CRIPS ain t funny BLOOD) but yet Slitsane insists that Remorse is Acid and Acid shall rise from the arid ashes of Acid 100 (which became arid seconds after the first torrent transfer finished) So then it is here now that I dub it forever as ARiD-100 I m on a roll here aren t I guys Ansichristian an artist who I have the utmost respect for has been seen hanging out with Sally Fields practicing for an international stage play of the flying nun Now we know he s a man of few words and many many mediums of art but why not have some fun poking him Your momma sure does care about your education! Ok I m finished Ministar s TO SENSE So you little fucks are predicting our demise already Well here is number two are you ready Just know we aren t going with out a fight so if you want us gone you better hit our houses with a BOEING 747 during mid-flight I don t think you really want us gone because we ve released twice since the last time you ve drawn ha-ha If you re going to talk smack you have to be like us and release a pack I saw on the Sense website news of a future release now they re two weeks late looks like their artist s drawing has began to cease Aesthetic you lost mad respect who are you to talk shit about us you re just a speck with no peck that doesn t even deserve the er Only five packs Man you re fictious Here borrow this isn t it delicious ha-ha We re going to bring it to anybody who wants it you want it You re going to get it Furbee issued me a challenge to test my skill then he disappeared I think somebody should look for him he may be ill Now Maytag wants to try me I told him his minimalism sucks now he s doing a comic rip just to smite me I m glad I inspire you but Luke why are you so mad Please understand I do want you as a fan ha-ha This isn t brainy this shit is simple You re all getting mad while we re smiling exposing our dipples You people should be happy we re drawing and staying stable but instead you fuckers are acting like babies sporting diapers and a broken cradle Little do you know you re just adding fuel to the fire and helping us fulfill your ansi desire ha-ha Don t you people see we re trying to keep you inspired Don t you realize we re trying to keep the scene hot by keeping the furnance fired We won t stop we love the block I hope you loved this rhyme sorry I have to finish it but I m running out of time blah Mekanik Words Of Wisdom Ah well my part of he nfo is going to be a little more tame for this pack Really there are only so many ways that you can say that remorse and maytag suck without it getting more stale than the 8 week old cheetos sitting behind your desk You got just two ansis two newschool asciis and one oldschool ascii from me this month Shits been busy around here Deal with it Rock n Roll The Testamonial Welcome! Thirty-some days have past and here we are again producing another fine quality artpack I ve dubbed this pack T2 and I believe we ve dropped the The Next and are now just calling the group Testament but I still haven t confirmed that We have a couple new members with us this month and hopefully for keeps First I would like to introduce Nim0r who joined us right after our first release I still haven t figured our what Nim0r means but who cares his artistical talents filled in any blanks I had in my mind about him! Welcome aboard the Black Pearl mate we be cursed men Speaking of cursed we also picked up some disease infested Al-Queda guy named Textorcist you might have heard of him We found him spread out in a gutter battered and bruised so ofcourse we had to take him into our caring arms By the way there is a one million dollar reward for the capture of his attacker which is believed to be in a terrorist group respectfully named P M S If you have any information please contact our official hotline I would also like to welcome Phoman to the group He to has realized the failures in ARiD Remorse s program and has made THE SWITCH Both Textorcist and Phoman joined late into this pack and were not availible for comment and or submissions So stay tuned for TNT-003 Well this concludes our NFO document I hope you enjoyed it more then our last one Stay tuned for the next pack we still have 3 more to release ha! Respectfully said by The Next Testament