Members catch22 fever president somberlain the ruiner zerovision welcome to glue thirty two Today on As the Bottle Drips the Glue family is faced with many perils - from devestating marital situations to mis-handled dinner dates What does this episode hold for the Glue family Let s take a look As the sun rises Fever awakes with one question on his mind - What should I do for the glue page He tosses and turns in his bed wets his sheets and asks his dad to get the hell out of his bed cause he has shit to do His dad still half asleep yells out in a brutish tone I m a fucking D cup now shut up and fondle! Fever upset with his father s words hops on the computer and begins to piece together glue s fanciest webpage yet It ll be out super soon But no you will not find pictures of Fever s dad in a bra there The clock strikes noon and a blind man stumbles into the family room As he collides with a table he knocks over the precious family vase dating back to times when the average male weiner was really big - cause neantrathols obviously have big dinks (Somber zip your pants back up ) The blind man apologizes Oh my it s honestly not my fault I am cursed with ZeroVision However everyone is too engaged in the card game Asshole to listen to the blind man The remaining members of the family are gathered around the table each holding their cards with intensity Catch22 lays down a one eye d jack and thinks he has the winning hand For he only has one card left However a man slides out a suicidal king taking the win and proclaiming himself President Crimson skye gets fed up and utters the words Fuck this I ve been asshole for the last 32 rounds and I m tired of it Catch you re a dink you be asshole for a while Catch didn t like that so he told him to leave the game We say goodbye to Cskye With that Somberlain and President head out of the house and to their secret lair to piece together a plan that will devour and exterminate the entire existant of mankind Somberlain quick with witt begins to lay out his ideas We could like make talking illegal and then people can t communicate and the only way they ll know what s up is if they draw pictures of shit and show them to one another - they could even zip them up and release them to the masses sequentially Pres just looked at him with awe and said Holy crap man you just said SEQUENTIALLY What will the following months years decades and centuries hold for the glue family Who knows the soap just got cancelled after it s first show So much for that Maybe we ll stick to drawing pictures with blocks Check the pack and enjoy - alt253alt253