avgglue glue info pack 31 Oops we did it again! Casey Kasem rhymed off the top 40 list this week and it turns out that the glue crew s on top once again How exactly did we make the American Top 40 Well we ve established ourselves into more industries than just ansi we ve formed our own boy group First we shoved it aside as some lame idea thinking that we d look stupid and queer and just be adding to the trend of mickey mouse club nimwits making it big But it turns out that we re huge for the exact opposite reason because we re not like the rest We ve each got our own little thing that sets us apart from everyone else We don t just sing and dance and pick up 12 year old girlies well Crimson Skye does Infact he told me his moddo was if there s grass on the field PLAY BALL! Avenging Angel told me he had no idea what the hell he was talking about *shrug* Anyways now that we re known world wide we re looking for a way to move on I mean we ve hit the top of the charts turned heads got our praise and now we re just on a mission to find some other kind of satisfaction Fever thinks he achieves a higher spiritual level everytime he gives it to a girly but doesn t blow his load He calls it Karma Sutra or something like that He must look damn funny fuckin those chicks in that damn white robe sandals and funky red dot in the middle of his forhead bouncin up and down as he shouts WHO S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTIST ! SCREAM IT BABY SCREAM IT!@ Zerovision says he feels more and more complete everytime he watches Jerry Mcguire he keeps telling me that I complete him I don t know what he means exactly but I think it has something to do the fact that he can t fall asleep unless I m singing Doo-wap (That thing) into his ear every night Whatever Anyhow we are the biggest boy group out of the trillions out there We re a massive hunky totally funky total of seven artists and teen idols I must admit at first when we started out I didn t know if we could make it as world renouned artists I figured we d be famous in the US and Canada but with the aid of Somberlain and President we ve hit the Euro charts too We were like literally unknown throughout Europe but Somber and Prez went on this crazy global television network called EuroTV picked up a mic each and sang our hit song Undo my pants please in every single European language thinkable It doesn t sound quite as appealing when you hear it in german Then we got representation in the land down under from our new recruit Avenging Angel! At first we were just going to let him join up cause his toilet flushes the opposite direction of everyone else s and we thought that was damn cool but it turns out he can hold his own just as much as anyone else We all thought we d give him a test and circle beat him if he could last a round each we d let him in ZeroV gave him a shot or two then Fever then I nailed him in the weiner cause I m all about the cheap shots He didn t even flinch and we were all like What the hell man you just got kicked in the dick what s up with you Next thing we know he pulls down his pants and he s got a fuckin solid steal jimmy on his one eye d bishop Then he says I m always prepared walks away and gives it to some Aussie chick That sold us We got this temperary hook up too he called himself Tainted All of us were together doing our thing and he pops up and says Fuck you I can do this shit too think yO so goddamn special and he pimped out some of the coolest shit in town Crimson Skye ran away somewhere right after Tainted showed up and it took us an hour to find him Fever found him beating it in the girl s washroom singing some song called tainted love ohhh tainted love Anyways the big T said he might show up again someday so keep an eye out for him as for now we re happy he gave us a little something to hold onto Anyhow things for this boy group are going pretty good We ve surpassed the Backstreet boys showed up Nsynch and made a mochary out of 5ive Who knows where we ll turn up next or what crazy things we ll be up to but whatever it is that we do be sure that we ll fucking own at it Peace