2 22 glue info for october 1999 When I was a child I spoke as a child I understood as a child I thought as a child but when I became a man I put away childish things - 1 Corinthians 13 11 The above quote is almost the exact opposite of what glue stands for We ve evolved most indefinately that is undisputed Glue has become something everyone can agree is stable and a constant We ve had our good times and bad times our ups and downs just like any other group Luckily we can say that we ve had a lot more good times than bad but throughout both we ve gained experience We are constantly learning not only how to exist in this Scene but how to live in it As we ve grown we ve increased in quality art production fluxuated in quantity of production and recently added a new form of media to our production list We ve released twenty seven packs now and we ve seen a great deal of groups and artists alike come and go We ve been ridiculed and praised put on a pedistal and stepped on Throughout it all we ve gained experience What doesn t kill us only makes us stronger It s true But we are still yet a strong child Although the text in the past few info files and this paragraph is very serious glue constantly finds the fun in every situation We are a happy family and never forget that the term ansi is defined with fun We may grow to be one of the scene s strongest and longest living groups but we will never lose our child like edge Last month you may or may not have noticed that the roster had be sliced diced minced chopped hacked raped (fever get off my keyboard you perv) anyways it was cut down I explained why in last month s info file but I will finish it off this month too Glue has grown a lot like I said above and during that growing process we got a major boner I mean we received a lot of talent and the roster got really really really big Give or take a really The roster was complete with talent but for the most part it was idle talent Those who were on it were not submitting monthly which is not a requirement in glue but releasing every two to three months is We re not the type of group you can take home - Sheryl Crow Wha We re not the type of group that sits on our asses and doesn t release ansi Glue s got a rep of wholesome goodness y0 and heaven forbid me to let that rep slide So I got rid of the couch potatoes and limited the roster to those who actually released on a regular basis and were going to be dedicated to glue So that is the requirement to becoming a member of glue Well one of them ) The others are explained below 1 All those applying to glue must be able to break dance to country music 2 In order to show that you are fearless an applicant must take a picture of themself running down a street naked and yelling I LOVE GLUE! GET ME A PAPER BAG!@# 3 All applicants must give each current glue member a series of compliments in order to prove that they can kiss ass when need be 4 Applicants must draw a 1000 liner for each current glue member with a font at the bottom that says _____ RULES!@ for example Klumzee RULES!@ 5 All applicants must compile a stupid list such as this in order to attempt to be funny when they are actually just making an ass of themself There is one who has met the requirements listed above He has undergone many ruthless endeavours to come up with the honour and title of GLUE MEMBER This individual has put himself in the forefront of new recruits and singled himself out as glue s newest brother - and scene s smartest man For only the wise join the clan Yeah whatever catch Glue welcomes Somberlain to the family with open arms Polygon do your fly up you crazy peice of whitetrash - we re giving him a hug not a poke in pelvis As well another wise man has decided to release a guest peice of art with the glue family Illusionx has taken it upon himself to submit an amazing piece of artwork with the best group in the Scene Thanks illx now i know all of that glue sucks shit you said wasn t true Good thing that s considered basphemy in the scene now Zerovision fucking owns holy shit shit shit HOLY SHIT! Oh yeah Azreal has also submitted a guest peice of art with the clan This ansi was drawn many moons ago in an old ansi group called ACiD Whispers of glue s forthcoming was known even then and groups as mighty as ACiD even feared it s unvailing Azzy took it upon himself to worn all of those around that glue would one day rock the ansi block His message is even carried through today Thanks Azreal ) The glue page is in the works and will once again be located somewhere on neoncrayon com for it is the best webhosting design page in the world The page will be designed by myself catch22 and will have a somewhat original design and will be updated more frequently and kept in better condition than any other glue page Why Because I run glue and i know wassup all of the time in glue I will never leave glue for obvious reasons And I care enough to keep the page up to date I ll probably even update the design from time to time and introduce new and innovative things to the page For I am one crazy fucker Unneccesary cuss Okay that s it Word to leth kapheine ttb warpus hennifer produkt cyberpunch and ecliptek Peace enjoy the pack and expect us to own you twice as much next month and every month to follow Hey like fever says don t hate us because we re beautiful ) - snatch