gLUE! cr Glue Information File Number Twenty Five Welcome to glue number twenty five Last month was our two year anniversary this month is our 25th anniversary SWEET GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME! Well let s get on with things Today I was rollerskating with my grandmother We were on the sidewalk because she says the street is too dangerous Suddenly the strap of her helmet came off and i had to fix it for her She thanked me and held my hand as we continued to rollerskate We kept on going and all of a sudden we encountered this massive piece of dog poopy My grandma screamed HOLY FUCKING SHIT! and passed out I was so afraid I didn t want to lose my grandma I had just recently begun to realize how important she was to me and how i should appreciate her more As she laid on the ground I yelled and screamed for help but no one answered Infact twelve people just walked on by laughing I was so upset It looked as if I was going to have to help my grandma all by myself But I couldn t think of anything to do I didn t want to give her mouth to mouth cause well she s 169 years old Yick And I couldn t run to someone s house to use a phone because I had my rollerskates on and it s really rude to go into someone else s house with rollerskates on All I could think to do was sing our favourite song Skinna markiny dinky dink skinna markiny doo I love you grandma And as I finished the verse she woke up with a smile YOU RE OK! I shouted Only because you were strong enough to be here for me and to remember what was important to me Our song means so much to me Thank you catchy We embraced in a long passionate hug where i had to force her to retract her hand from my ass several times Damn I love my grandma hint - check out my REVOLUTION TEXT it relates a LOT to the above story Some snazzy things happened this month I now have a new computer so I was able to draw a lot more this month which should reflect in the pack Klumzee has decided to use his real name instead of a pseudo name You may all refer to him as Noah Fecks when he s on irc School starts soon WAIT that s not snazzy at all! A goon by the name of polygon has hooked up with glue This guy suprised me with his application and I m sure he ll continue to come up with fantasic suprises to keep all you bums on y0 toes We ve all seen artists with what we thought to be potential before I m telling you now polygon will be one of the scene s finest He s the antagonist of my writings A soldier by the name of offset has done one of the most loyal things i ve ever seen a scener do His sarcrafice of personal glory for achieving a stronger and healthier scene is one of the biggest things i ve evern wittnessed a scener do Offset gets mad props from me and i want him and everyone to know that his attitude is something we could all learn from Myself included Thanks bro Yeah the pack is small So is yours Let s change that OK well enjoy the pack Props to fever savagecow aurelis dieznyik tissue and countzero I miss kapheine Have a good month guys and enjoy what s left of y0 summer Peace -catch22GLUE