june 3rd 1999 function#7 infofile WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH HOLD UP A SECOND WHAT THE THEEEERE WE GO kl glue number twenty-two Forgive me for the above mishap Blame it on force of habit I guess =) Hello and welcome to Glue #22 This month I Psidream am the organizer of our offering because Catch22 is in the hospital The story goes as follows Apparently while getting some in his bed in his room Catch22 fell out of the bed and landed face first on a stack of bricks The bricks were unfortunately also infested with scorpions Luckily no one else was hurt the only reason that no one else was hurt was that no one else was there Ewww The truth is being that it s pack #22 Catch22 is taking a break He has a very tight schedule as most homosexual chicken-head-biting cabbage eating fire-breathing carnie folk do Not to say that he is in with the carnie crowd but note that I did not say that he isn t Hey did I mention that his sister is a hottie Okay I m going to stop now This month we received three new members but who cares as long as we still have Zero Vision right WRONG The three new members are Aztec You may know him better as Ellis Dee He s been in the scene for a very long time and we re hoping that we ll be impressed by what he has learned over this period of time And even if he sucks as long as he doesn t start calling me Susie I don t mind having the guy around =) (inside joke) Minister I don t know whether he still wants to be called Offset or whatever so I m just going to call him Minister The point is this month he improved by leaps and bounds and we re happy to have him drawing with us Propane A last minute addition to the roster Propane shows much promise as an up-and-coming ansi artist We hope to see his art impact the scene in a way that will put Somms to shame Aaaaanyways I don t think anybody left I could be wrong Smack me if I m wrong Avenge died recently That really sucks because Avenge was really cool Respect to Creator and Zeus II for making it cool while it lasted Okay and now that I am finally done with the news portion of this infofile I am going to ramble on and make fun of people like I am constantly reminded that I constantly do This month Warpus made a return to IRC Many of us knew and loved Warpus before when he was in frequent contact with the IRC scene but now he well he tells really bad math jokes Filth tried to lure him away from the channel with the URL to a fetish page but to no avail we were still harassed with Warpus vast knowledge of calculus - quite possibly the worst thing in the world Thanks a lot you Polish beet-eating bastard Leth who is not actually in Glue but is a frequent participant in sessions of verbal abuse emitted from the depths of #glue is a hick He sits up all night playing a game which he calls Beat the Devil where you light a match and see if you can hold it until it stops burning And yes ladies he IS single!! In other Leth-related news Leth is one pov (tm) mother fucker He is so pov (tm) that if you put someone who was really really pov (tm) next to him then that person wouldn t look so pov (tm) anymore Leth lives in a town with a population of eight they also have a cow and a couple chickens If that s not pov (tm) then I don t know what is Don t even begin to ask Another GlueCon was held this month! This time the party was held in Dundas a city near Hamilton Ontario (that s in Canada you fucking moron) Basically no ansi was drawn no music was made and very few drugs were consumed The party was organized for the sole purpose of beating the crap out of Putrid Carcass hippie van Many rocks were thrown and many large pieces of metal fell from the van A good time was had by almost everybody Oh and Catch22 was hit in the head with a rather large piece of plywood By me He cried like a little girl and we all laughed at him I saw a daredevil stunt thing on television last night starring Robbie Knievel He was supposed to jump over the grand canyon on a motorcycle He made it landed apparently may have broken his leg blah blah blah The point is the camper that he got out of before doing his stunt had a sign on the side that said Parking in front of camper for Americans only I haven t seen The Phantom Menace yet and I don t care Movie hype is pathetic If you re not George Lucas and that movie for you is the (and I quote) event of the century then you are one sad little brainwashed individual After tracking drum and bass music for quite a while and listening to crazy electronic music on a constant basis I finally decided to get off my bony ass and go to a rave The rave was called E1 and was held in the area in Vancouver commonly labelled as Crackville in a place called the Korean Cultural Centre Fortunately no Koreans attended I m joking I think The rave was good I went crazy danced for nine hours and now I can barely move My body is so sore that I feel like Catch22 when he and his cat err hey look at the time! And so ends another edition of the Glue Pack ! Please tune in next month where I will be continuously trashed by Catch22 because of my antics in the preceding text Oh! I almost forgot Here is this month s completely inaccurate but equally-amusing-as-last-month s-laid-list Laid List! THE LAID LIST!!!!! ------------------- Enzo - 2 I don t really know how many points Enzo had nor do I care The fact that he emailed me personally just to make sure that I added him to the list is enough for me =) Oh and please note that Catch22 is NOT on this list Now if there were a Laid-by-a-Glue-member List then this would be a different story Err sorry Enzo