glue kxglue glue - we make you say wow backwards Another month however a short one the end of the month kind of crept up on us this time round down with february and it s 28 days why don t they just make february have 30 days and instead of say JULY having 31 days it could have 30 and then make january have 30 too! that way it d all even out man do i have to come up with EVERYTHING ) glue welcomes some new additions to the roster first off bill clinton joined he realized glue had a lack of women artists and figured that he d be able to get a few ladies to follow us on their hands and knees *shrug* as well glue has gained the ansi stylings of the one and only quip we all know and love quip more so KNOW than love ) we were also very lucky to gain the crazy multitalented very flexable extremely intelligent and polish prince himself warpus! but that s not all folks we are TRES privledged to be able to add kleenex to our roster this crazy chink is fresh off the boat and brings his ansi skills from none other than his native china conversing with him on the irc is rather difficult however when we don t know what the hell he s talking about zerovision usually has the guts to speak up and say shutup and draw you silly chinaman! we have one other addition to the roster too! a boy named klumzee decided to hop on the glue cart and prove that he deserves some recognition this guy really suprised me with his app and i m sure he s gonna have a few more suprises to knock you lads off your rockers as well we welcome islayer back from a prolonged absence next time remember to take off your pants when you wack off instead of just letting your weiner sit through the zipper hole we ve already seen many die this way we don t need to add a glueman to the list! oh yeah and we say goodbye to prosthesis - goodbye prosthesis as well due to inactivity we are forced to remove platoonim from the roster even though he had contacted us to let us know he s still alive i think we need to set an example the roster is growing and not enough is being produced to show for it email me plat and we ll talk about it artists who have been inactive for 3 months or more are given warning in the member list look there to see if this applies to you but you should know if it applies to you or not we don t boot people for no reason but we can t make exceptions for everyone either i ve also just received unfortunate news that zerovision will no longer be drawing ansi glue www is being revamped tainted is busy fixing it up and making it actually look GOOD to tell you the truth from what i see so far it s going to really rule hype hype hype but i don t mind building it up because i KNOW you re not gonna be let down tainted is a man of many talents next time you see him on irc ask him to send you his pic where he s spinning a moose on his nose as well we re starting up our mailing list this month we re getting it from the wonderful folks at onelist so if your group needs a mailing list i suggest you go there glue also has plans for a WHQ in the works currently my board kink is going to be our safe haven however that may change if any other suggestions happen to pop up something tells me quip will pop up with a new suggestion because certain things of his seem to pop up all the time anyways puberty it ll get ya glue has also decided to become very strict on who gets in the group now no we don t think we re too good for you but we do think that the scene needs more than one fully functioning group and yes there are quite a few fully functioning groups out there right now some would say that a few of them are even functioning better than glue i don t think so tho ) anyways we re always up for getting new members but we don t wanna be the ones grabbing all of the talent as well it seems to me that we ve become kind of trendy lately and i don t really consider that a good thing the idea of being popular is very applealing however being an on again off again fad is not our goal longevity and quality is what we re aiming for as well as aiding in the production of a fun and motivational scene and if we can maintain a tight group and a steady group then it s all the better for everyone guh i m done babbling anyways enjoy the pack we always do our best to make everyone happy and i hope you get a feeling of satisfaction after viewing the pack if you don t then i suggest you go get laid either way you re gonna have an orgasm unless your name is warpus and you have trouble getting it up - catchman