and he did present a new sig unto them And they did say That sig is whack And he did tell them to fuck off he s being artistic c0 iCE ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay I made this ansi and then I realized that I had nobody to give it to So I decided to run a little contest on Acheron (www acheron org) and give the ansi (along with a free logo) to whoever sent me the most interesting reason as to why I should give them the ansi The winner by a narrow margin was Dissonance of Awe Lettering Congratulations dee1! Here is his winning entry Dear Count Zero As a wee lad I experienced a recurring dream in which a filthy sebacious tomcat spoke to me The grungy feline would repeat each time a prophecy It went something like this you Dissonance have been hindered with the curse of the isna Unless you acquire a piece of art so revolutionary so awe-inspiring that it brings tears of envy to one s eyes you will perish before your sixteenth birthday Now as I grew older and more experienced I also began to worry about this dream more and more Today I walk around in utter fear I realized that I have only mere months before my almost certain demise When I saw your offer on Acheron I knew it was destiny A seasoned artists such as yourself making an offer so abnormal in today s ansi scene Then it struck me! Isna = ansi backwards! Please please don t take this away from me My life is in your hands Please donate this ansi to Salt (my BBS) so that I may unveil it to the disgusting cat that has been the ogre running my life for the last decade If you don t I will inevitably fall victim to his lethal claws He s a socipath a psychopath I swear on all that is holy This account is completely true Please You are my only hope Dissonance (President AWE Lettering) Now I want to get more entries next time I run a competition So in advance I m going to tell you what the question will be Next time I run a competition the question will be What s a cool competition to run and give away ansi as a prize I want funny answers whack answers don t try to be serious ) And remember this contest is *NOT* open yet I will post on Acheron when it is I m just giving you advance warning here so you can think up cool responses Later! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------