my swim trunks have a velkro fly Glue Info File For September 1998 here s the deal i got all serious the info files were serious the group tried to be serious or i tried to make it so anyways i started to act serious and i m really a fun loving kinda guy ) and in the middle of all that crap we lost our image we lost what we really held to be our own we re fun and that was one of the reasons that glue strived well in the past not that we re not doing well now it s just that from what i see the group isn t really working together as a unit we re more so working individually and everyone in glue is actually a stranger to the other members i barely even know half the people in the group this creates a lack of motivation and interest in the group plus it makes me and the other members feel kinda GLUM chum soo we ll be having more group get togethers and more fun meets and more unco-ordinated orgies mr wrong had an orgy with 5 girls during a rough game of twister ph34r thext is now the new ansi head cause dissonance is running awe and won t have time to be ansi head here and awe president there so he is gonna draw for us as a regular artist and still run awe you can shake his hand and rub his belly whenever you feel the need to congradulate him oh i know you all hate thext well most of you anyways but i love him and he s really nice he does give harsh reviews on OPERATION ML ORG but that s just his opinion and you shouldn t take it so personally as well he s a kanieving (SP ) diabolic sinister person that s why i gave him the position props to thext mello out lately the issue of group unity has been something we ve all been conserned with so i have invited all of the glue members to show up at my house on october 16th to the 18th everyone has responded with a i will attend response of course something may come up like drs mom won t let him come and phoman has made the request to show up with his mom since he can t drive and the only way he can get here is if she drives him i have allowed her to come but she has to either sit in the car the entire time or make us some dinner like women are supposed to do the activities that will take place are - arrive at my house - play video games on my NES and draw blocks on the computer - hack bell canada - go horse back riding - go downtown london ontario canada and pick up girls - eat some of my mom s home made apple blueberry cherry mince meat pie - possibly sleep - the next day we ll do something else and the next day too this is only a trip for glue members there may be some sarcastic comments made in the above paragraph but the meeting will really be happening no joke i ask all glue members to bring their own sleeping bags toothbrushes and pajamas and no my mom will not tuck you in at night glue members are pimps we pick up ladies like mad just because we draw ansi so well you wouldn t think that would REALLY attract the ladies but we all get some daily mr wrong is a 38 year old stud his girl is a 17 year old highschool student who has career aspirations in gymnastics horse back riding telemarketing and secretarial work dissonance has a girl who likes to do it in public places he s had her in a telephone booth a lion s cage at Zack s Zaney Zoo a prison cafeteria and a local catholic church the ruiner has women from all over the world he frequently travels from town to town getting action wherever he goes i asked him what his plans were once he arrived in montreal to see one of his ladies and well let s see his response theruiner i ll be humping her within 40 minutes of my arrival theruiner ) there you have it we re all players for relationship updates on the rest of glue tune in next month we only gained one member this month that being a brazillian swamp lizard named islayer he s got some great skills and we re happy to add him to the glue roster he draws pics and fonts so this is a total win - win situation oh some people left glue too well i kicked half of them for inactivity and for not talking to me i m sensitive like that they are anomite boba fett and the riddler they can come back to glue anytime they feel like it but for now i m giving them the cold shoulder my friends rash noktorian and 7up are quitting the scene i think so anyways so they ve been removed from the roster as well it sucks to see them go but i ve seen quite a few come and go this time i only sliced my right arm up because i couldn t deal with the loss usually i slice my chest as well with a spoon as well drs is no longer drawing ansi he s decided to show off his vga skills to the world and is gonna concentrate on that you d be impressed with all the nifty tricks he can do with his hexed version of windows paint we don t have many members anymore so it d be cool if you could join yeah that s right YOU but you need to draw pretty good we are the best group in the scene you know and we do release the best art ever we re better than the acid of 94 95 and the ice of past and present we make legion look like cat puke and avenge people have nightmares about how much better glue is then them so if you wanna join expect to be respected throughout the scene here s an example of the respect people show me teegee catch22 is that funny looking fuck see everyone loves me to apply check us in #glue EFNET or you can email catch22@multiboard com OR thext@total net send some of your blocks as well we d like a few more pic artists but fontists are welcome as well we would also like to have a pet if you are or know an animal interested in becoming glue property just let us know thext prefers chinchillas for some odd reason poke me with a fork i m done and so is this info file thanks for taking the time to read it and i hope you like the pack if you don t then you re obviously ugly disfigured and i bet you have a nipple missing - catchGLUE22