june 1st 1998 function#2 infofile meaningless quote taken from a random source there is no doer the dancer can t be separated from the dance looked at closely the atom itself dissapears there is no atom strictly speaking there is only what the atom does function is everything taken from foundation s fear by gregory benford introductory paragraph hi and welcome to the first ever second function pack to celebrate this incredible feat of eye to hand coordination we have decided to do absolutely nothing join me warpus your hostess for the evening as i take you on a journey of this and that and many other things enjoy function news my email address has been fucking up a lot lately but it s working now again if you did not get a reply to your mail and it was important please send it again the web page is STILL under construction however several members are now helping out with it so it should be up soon applying if you wish to apply to our cattle loving group please zip up as many works of your (recent) art as you feel necessary along with the text file created by our application generator and send it to either quip or myself new members (6) before i announce the new arrivals i would like to take this time (and this space) to thank everybody who applied and or expressed an interest in the group we were flooded with applications after the first pack was released which is something we never quite expected and oh i ll shut the fuck up now flame coming to us from the amazon rainforest is this man flame being a world-class tree climber he will be a definite asset to the group garroter not much is known about garroter who only speaks an ancient dialect of arabian he has a really cool sword so we let him in haji hailing from somewhere in the southern hemisphere is haji stuff-throwing extraordinaire that s right he ll throw anything and really far too menace realizing that the farming scene wasn t for him menace joined up with us he brought a cow but we ate it samurai when asked about his past samurai looked me straight in the eyes and said it has to do with noodles go figure tarot tarot is most famous for running really fast stopping then running really fast again we also have learned that he doesn t like tuna at all departing members (1) yes somebody did leave we re not quite sure why he left but we know that he ll be back (i have his pencil sharpener ) leaving us this month is konami we ll miss you! good luck in legion the conclusion thank you for reading this extremely informative and entertaining infofile there isn t really anything exciting in this paragraph but i urge you to read on actually that s all i really wanted to say see you next month! thanks knocturnal for guesting in this pack doesn t this guy rule fuzzy for drawing all the logos for the homepage doodleboy for his foot haji for the excellent file_id diz satan for giving us a chance header by ironghost and warpus infofile by warpus header touch-ups by quip eofunction#2_1998