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Maybe you noticed some mistakes in the previous pack...vewy vewy lill one's...like one ansi of count drakula was unfinished and the workaholics section wasn't completed...this is all due to the fact that we're not workaholics but alcoholics...what I wanna say to all seniors of any group is...never pack a pack with a serious hangover and always double check it...let our mistake be a lesson for you all...you should be ashamed of yourselves (huh?)...and for your convenience I decided to quit drinking... NOT!  BTW: I puked in speed freaks toilet that night...barf... also some apologies to nostalgic, because we forgot to put him in the memberlist...<g> - violence at school count drakula Some say school's a place for eductation...you can't be more wrong! School's a place of violence and misbehaviour - I can tell ;) - and I'm really serious about it. For example, Count Drakula played some soccer at school - better then gymnastics - and I'll now show you that soccer really is violent... It was an indoor match, so all the players were kinda pushed upon eachother, but that was kinda fun (there were also girls involved) but anyway, at a certain moment the ball was moving through the air, so count drakula jumped, but so did someone else... The other guy had a broken nose and some minor brain damage..ah well damage...his brains were kinda like milkshake =)...the guy had to skip school for a week... So isn't school a violent place or what? or is it just me... - compo timecount drakula I did my first irc compo today...i got second...after shadow(ice) and before oned(fuel)...I felt kinda good about that...but for the rest...It damn sucked! I was waiting for hours for the result, because the orgs had troubles with their dcc ur somethin...and I had to go even before the zip with all art was released because my mom was talking about selling the house to pay for the phonebill!  The ansi is CD-ND.ANS... - I'm so dizzy!count drakula Very big muthafucking mega rockin thanx to endless nameless for doing us that k-rad diz of tly-0597! you r0ck man...(join us ;) - Signed bottlescount drakula Anyone wants a bottle o' beer (empty) signed by count drakula? Send him 20$! unlimited supply! collectors item! get it! get it! He'll throw it through your window for free... - Wantedcount drakula Ok...has anyone seen speed freaks 'thing' ? he lost it somewhere... - Adventures in hellcount drakula Oddball a nice guy...died this month...too bad for him he chose the wrong door when he was in the purgatory and instead of ending up in heaven he ended up in hell, which was taken over by the triloxy clan..."Damn" oddball said "what now..." "You can either party on with us or die!" "Well now I'm here" Oddball replied "I might as well join this party..." But then something extraordinary happend...in a flash of the brightest light, there appeared...the creator of evil! (and saga) and he approached... "Hi", he said "where's the lill boys room?" "Wooo" Speed Freak said, "You're evil! I phear...MASTER" "you should", creator said and all watched in terror as he soaked the triloxian grounds with his allmighty friend named Dick...after showing off with his diplomatic skills count drakula finally got a deal, "OK", creator said, "I will not kill you if I can stay at your place... Oh, and by the way you can call me ashraf ghori...or something" - Drol Faqcount drakula Q: what is a "drol" ? A: well for those of you who haven't read issue#2, a drol is a brown, icky, sticky, stinky, smelly, thing that is ejaculated from the arse (did you guys know that an ass actually is a  donkey?) when putting pressure on your intestinal canal Q: is count drakula really gay? and did he get a date wiff m4ytag? (<countie#ansi> I've got a date with maytag! I'm GAY!) A: yes, i mean..about the date...the sexual preference of count   drakula can be described as "are there any holes in it?" btw: there was no anal or oral penetration involved in the  date.  Q: <Burps> Why is drol always about cd's sexlife? A: the solution is simple...if we would discuss speed freaks sexlife  in it 1ooo lines wouldn't be enough. Q: <thrashie> cd: you can't drink! all you do is puking.. A: I dare you to a beer compo. =) - important eventscount drakula count drakula graduated and will now live even closer to speed freak so watch out for more puking stories (sf, your toilet must phear!) wired is coming up, so go there if you want to meet the triloxy gang (and the fuel gang too). nostalgic has made a major improvement in his font drawing! happy happy! weee! rumours say countie is his teacher. rumours also say that he charges nostalgic 30$ an hour... countie changed his email to countie@hotmail.com da bonehead changed his email to dbn@swipnet.se silence is our latest addition to the cheese departement... or did he do ansi? or ascii...hmm...maybe both. speed freak doesn't wet his bed anymore since imani joined our ascii crew malformed has this alien look (it's all in the name) so we thought it was ok to accept him to our triloxian alien asylum =) radical will also be offering real dutch smelly cheese to our ascii departement... mankind is just a wonderfull ascii d00d...so we like him in triloxy speed freak is jalous tho, caus now he's not the only belgian ascii artist anymore... - Mankinds babysit adventures! the pedo strikes again Welp, since i'm still at school - and i just got to know that i won't pass this year, so game ain't over yet - i usually go babysitting ( read sending the kids to bed and earning money with watching dumb tv programs - boy i love 'em ). I haven't experienced  any problems yet except for the other night. I was going to hit the hay when suddenly i heard the dog, who is usually chilling even more than i'm able to, barking like hell. I went downstairs and told the dog to shut up. But ehm, since i'm not that gewd at dog-a-like language, the doggie didn't got the message and kept on barking. Normally, he barks when the light goes on when someone comes near the house or tries to get in - yep.. they're kinda paranoiac there cuz all them neighbours have dealt with burglars - so i went checking for freaks, burglars or other scum. I saw nobody, went back upstairs - again hitting the sack - and i got asleep (already 3 am or shit). But anyways, there was mr. barkie again with his lame noise. I really got pissed and did my level best to make him shutting up. Nevertheless, same story again. I decided to ignore the sucker. As i got up first thing in the morning due to the excessive racket of the kids, i got to know that mr 'hear me barkin.. i'm eleet allright' produced one HELL of a turd on the carpet. Now yew prolly think 'ja und ?', 'what's yar damned point ?' or 'did i leech the freaking mag just for this ? !@#' Well, frankly, i'ld be lying if i sed no. But maybe u'll think twice before you purchase a similiar creature :/. Dunno what kinda species that dog was. The only name i know is a German sheepdog. The only thing i know is that the asshole barked the whole night long and that it got on my nerves. So in the future, if you're close to buying a dog, don't say i didn't warn you when he left a surprise on your carpet, or buy a non-shitting one - should do the trick.  - Speed freak feels like commiting suicide yes! finally another great summer... didn't start THAT  good actually, at least not for me. my harddisk crashed a week  ago, when i tried to install linux (i think burps and thrasher  are laughing their eyes out at this time). the problem the  version of linux was too old, so it fucked up my fat. luckely  i was smart enough *cough* to make some backups first, but still... and today.. bah.. i had to get my results at school, i knew that i was gonna fail, so it didn't really came as a big shock, but then again, sucks too. but then count drakula started telling how good he did at school, and that he'll go to college next year and blablabla...  cd, you're just a nerd. During the exams we had great weather here, sun was shining, no clouds in the sky (exept for a few days maybe), but since school ended there's nothing but rain here... bah! ofcourse, that wasn't enough, nooooooo... everyone started messaging me to update the memberlist, and write some stuff for DROL. so here i am, typing some shit and trying to find out why the fuck i'm doing this anyway... well, i think i just love you guys too much *cough* ... god hates me. - CDROM.COMcount drakula for some mysterious reason, our 05/97 pack was removed from cdrom.com. we re-uploaded it a few times, but still it dissapeared everytime. i think it is because we used the word 'pimp' in our file_id.diz ... but i'm not sure about that, maybe we just suck..... yeah right, NOT. - pariah of remorse!ascii rips!speed freak  fat |@# ahah  speedy |@# ahah i'd put the rip in highlight, as you can see, it's pretty clear. i hope people now will think twice before accepting him to groups, or even before greeting him. - dr.freeze and error fighting over a date speed freak dr. freeze and roadrash (aka error) were fighting for a date with speed freak's sister catherine. they got so wild when they saw her picture, they wanted to come to belgium right away. dr. freeze and roadrash are REALLY comming to belgium next year, to terrorize the streets of hasselt (hometown of 5f) and mob around in dr.freeze's pimpcar. lizard wanted to come to belgium too, but his mom didn't think that was a great idea, that's what you get when you're only 14 years old.   - 'How dumb cops really are'  Mankind A while ago, some people with a moped were smoking pot on a pavement, near the railwaystation. Suddenly,  a police car drove past and stopped. The brothers freaked out and assumed they were busted and their game was over. One of the cops got out and yelled - translated into English - : 'hey you ! get your moped off the pavement. It's illegal', not knowing how much he made a fool of himself. Ahh.. Our trump is intelligence. y'all phear muh real short stories ! - juicecount drakula ok, speed freak's putting a homepage together, he really felt the need to show his sick fantasies to the rest of the world, but he's still in need of art, so you vga-artists out there, draw him some stuff (mail him: speedfrk@glo.be) (I think he got the name when he was sucking some pussy and felt the juice in his mouth) - naughtyspeed freak error is very proud to announce that he has ops in #girls and #badgirls. - wiredspeed freak on the 18th, 19th & 20th of july, there will be another WIRED party. i think i don't have to explain this to most of the european sceners what this is all about. and for ppl who live in the us: it's a pcparty...ahah =) anyway, we'll compete with the pixelpainting compo, the music compo and the ansi compo. maybe we'll compete some surprise compo's too, we'll see ;) once again, most of the belgian triloxy people will be there, and i hope the fuel guys will be there too, always fun hanging around with you fags ;) especially the knight can be a real nutcase after a bottle 'jenever' aahaha ;) anyway, if you live in europe, and you're available these days, don't hesitate to come to this kickass party located in mons, belgium. for more info, mail me about it. - triloxy in your mailboxspeed freak if you want to get the triloxy packs monthly by email, msg us at sacredg@hotmail.com - evil butchering speed freak today it's the 30th of june... and i just got back from work.. well, work.. it's just for two days actually, i'm helping the butcher  who lives about a mile from my place. i tell you, it stinks... and i don't mean just the work, also the kitchen over there. there was a box in the back of the kitchen, and ofcourse, ... i HAD TO KNOW what was in it, so i opened it.. boy, was i in for a surprise. there was all kinds of shit in it, eyes, stumacs, all that shits... if i wasn't such a tough, strong, guy with built-in killer instics, i would have puked. but i didn't. then the butcher and his wife entered the room, and told me what i had to do... i had to clean up everything, even the goddamn walls, so there i was rubbing the damn walls, trying to get the grease out of everything. (i'm so darn happy my mom didn't see how good i am in cleaning things, i might have to do the same shit at home). then, their kids started to play with the ball, INSIDE. while i was working. it was REALLY annoying, ... luckely there was a HUGE kung-fu-killer-butcherknife hangin' on the wall, and i felt a bit safer from these kids from hell. THEN, the fuckin' kids hit me with the ball, and i decided to slaughter them, and throw them in the box. i grabbed the kung-fu-killer-butcherknife and looked at the little girl, standing there, not knowing if she would dare to take her ball back or not. if i was the kid, i wouldn't.. i mean, when you hit such a tough, strong (but greatlooking) guy like myself, i would phear. so she was standing there, looking at me... and i was standing there, ready to slaughter them... but i changed my mind, i don't think it would be such a good idea to cut these kids to pieces.. because they would find the pieces in the box someday, and i don't think i could go back there asking for work then... however, there was a small chance that both the butcher and his wife really hate the kids too, and that they would pay me for slaughtering the kids, and solving their problems. but still i decided to not do it, because the chance that they wanted their kids dead was rather small. so i picked up the ball, in a flash i tought about cutting the ball into pieces but i didn't, and gave it back. later that day i saw the butchers' wife kissing her kids, and i knew i did good not killing them. i felt good, knowing that i'm an ok person, with a lot of selfcontrol. few hours later, and still working... still rubbing the fuckin' walls. i didn't hear him comming.... and then... WAM... a dog jumped on me from behind, and began humping me. i turned around, and pushed the dog away from me. but the dog didn't like me pushing and showed his FANGS. but ofcourse, being that tough, strong pornstar, i wasn't afraid and grabbed the kung-fu-killer-butcherknife from the table. "MOMY! that strange dude is playing with the knife again" i heard the kids scream. DAMN, i quickly left the knife on the table, turned around and got back to work. the butcher entered and took the knife while saying "i think you won't be needing this one anymore"...... fuck, surrounded by geeks and i don't have anything to defend myself! oh well, ... i just continued cleaning the walls. but the dog came back, and once again jumped on me. "ok, that's it... revenge!" i said. i looked around.. "no kids, fine"... i grabbed the dog, and locked him up in the HUGE fridge. "pfew, safe at last". once again, i felt good. and i decided to let the dog chill in there for a few hours. "six o' clock, great! ... finished".. i went to the butcher, and told him my job was done. he took a look at it, and said i did a great job. "ofcourse" i said... "i hope the kids didn't nag you too much" he asked while staring at the kung-fu-killer-butcherknife. "no, they were cool" i replyed, because you can't tell a proud father that his kids stink anyway... "oyeah, about being cool.. i think your dog is still locked in the fridge..." "what? how did he get in there?" he asked, rather pissed off. "the kids did it", i quickly said "but i really gotta go now". "bye and thanks for your help... here's your money". i grabbed the money, and left the room as soon as i could. "KIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDSSSSSS!" i heard him scream, after getting his dog out of the fridge (a bit frozen). i jumped on my motorcycle, and took off... he could found out any minute that i was the one who did that to his dog. i don't feel bad about what i did to the dog, i think i handled everything ok, and that i'm a fair person when it comes to revenges. - dreamscount drakula I had the strangest dream tonight...too bad i can't remember...  - questionaires! the triloxy art members will show you a part of their life... nick: Cyclops real name: Arno age: 19 country: Belgium hobby: chicks, booze, party, drawing, gaming fav. music: Rock, Alternative, Metal fav. animal: my 3 dogs fav. food: Belgian Fries, pizza, Kebab fav. chick: dark hair, nice looking, intelligent, great personality fav. board: The Outpost fav. television program: Babylon 5, Science fiction fav. shoes: combat boots fav. sport: carting, climbing, swimming fav. beer: Jupiler!!! fav. coke: there's only one real coke! Coca cola fav. cigarettes: yyekhk smoking suxx! fav. movie: Starwars trilogy fav. music group: Simple Minds, Sepultura, Metallica fav. irc channels: none fav. clothes: Black jeans, black or green T-shirt, black jeans jacket fav. hat: don't wear hats  fav. mirc script: none fav. homepage: none fav. ftp: cdrom.com fav. car: Vector W8 Twin Turbo or Lancia Aurelia B24 Spider (1955) computer you own: Pentium 120, I need a better one, raytracing is slow! job: none do aliens exist: Yeps I see them every day in school girl you wanna fuck ASAP: Any fine babe, I want them all! addictions: beer, party's, travelling, pizza, fries, coke, computer years in scene: started 7-8 years ago on msx-scene, stopped 5 years ago started again on pc since 3 years lamest scener: dfense no doubt about that! coolest scener: pfff there are many cewl sceners  - end editor: count drakula writers: count drakula mankind speed freak cyclops (questionaire) SAUCE00Drol#3 drol#crew triloxy 199707020YPГ