SARCASTIC TOASTER S P A M -why is this always in hidden text who knows For months and months it seems I ve kept a calm and firm defiance Against a shiny little cynical electrical appliance This is the hidden verse i m so glad i discovered hidden At first its only purpose was to heat my stale bread text And yet as time went on its only wish became to see me dead Past the kitchen I walked by (for those It started innocently with barbed wire on the toast dumb-heads But as time went on its goal to see me dead became foremost out Its power cord wrapped round my thigh there One day while waiting for my toast it shot it out so hardit s black I had to find safe cover from the whole-grain wheat bombardon black!) I felt a tug my feet did fly My toaster plugged itself into an electronic socket And chased me round with cherry flames just like a toasty rocket I tumbled bruised but did not die One night I was aroused out of a deep and restful sleep By the touch of clammy metal crawling under my bedsheet (And heard a deep metallic sigh) Call The Screaming Tomato I was disturbed to find while calmly soaking dangling in the tub A slightly dampened smoking sparking simple toaster plug (604)980-8805! My board! At last one day I had to know the reason for its hate Cthulu The ever-driving passion that it had to make me late (should be spelt Cthulhu but how many Lovecraft fans are there out there ) I tied it up turned out the lights began interrogating FIsh heads It said I m mighty jealous of your higher PH rating Fish heads roly poly I said That isn t it at all you lousy damned machine fish heads It cried There was a contract for you in A C E magazine Fish heads fish heads I said Stop spouting lies the honest truth is what I need! Eat them up I know as well as you that simple toasters cannot read! Yum (thanks to Barnes and Barnes) I slapped it hard it yelled All right I ll tell the reason why I wanted you to teach me how a man like you can cry I sneered 3 strikes and boxed it up and sent it to Quebec and thought My problem s gone! Now it ll make EERIE a wreck! With glee I went back home and went back to my normal life I never even saw that fateful blender with the knife Cthulu I love rhyming couplets but hidden text is right behind of MiSTiGRiS Greetz go to Beatle Magik Elvis and the rest of TAB SPOON for EERIE the Narc and the rest of Nation Grateful Dead Voodoo Sniper of RELiC Eerie (this is for you after all) Young (do an ANSI for me!) whee woo hoo MiSTiGRiS RECOiL MERCiLESS SONiC EQUiNOX all lit guys out there woo! Ranma Midnight Ninja (happy 5th!) and of course Nitnatsnoc